makes no sense

Date: 4/10/2017

it started in an elevator, i was in all black and went to the bottom floor. my step dad and my nephew came in holding a bag and pushing a dresser. in the bag was a large gold necklace with a green gem. they convinced me to go on a journey to this place with pyramids but instead of sand its all water. the "bad" guy was chasing us around and i saved everybody by eating his pussy. yeah, the man had a vagina. and it secreted green salsa. like verde sauce. then i woke up.