Fake Awake 🥔🥕🍖🍜

Date: 10/17/2018

I woke up to find that I had scratched words into my arm in my sleep. It was something very on-the-nose like "pay attention to me." I checked my phone. My snap streak with Moira was gone. I wasn't sure if it was true because snapchat has faked me out before. I just sent her a beluga whale emoji. I went back to sleep. I woke up at 10am to my reminders about putting dinner in the crock pot. It was hard to get up but I did it. I was getting dressed. Then suddenly it was 1pm. I had fallen asleep in the middle of getting ready. No big deal, I would just put the crock pot on medium instead of low. But then by the time I got downstairs it was 3pm. My parents were home. I was very confused. It was 4pm. I wasn't falling asleep, time was just moving too fast! It was 5pm and I hadn't put dinner in the crock pot. I remember thinking "is this real??? This is pitiful. But it must be real. I have been sleeping really late recently." AND NONE OF IT WAS REAL