apps

Date: 11/30/2016

I was texting some guy. I had met him on snap chat and he was really cool to talk to. He started to send some weird Latin texts. I asked him what he was doing but before I could send the text I was transported into my phone. When I got into the phone I could choose any app I wanted. I wanted to tell my friends what happens so I chose Facebook. But jesus told me to get out because I was not worthy. I started to cry and left to go to snapchat but I left there because I got hit in the head with flying dick picks and got chased my dog filters. I finally left and went to tumblr but Sam and Dean though i was a monster and I cried harder than when Jesus told me I wasn’t worthy. I then went to Instagram and went through a photo of London and slept on dan and phils couch.