safari school

Date: 5/23/2016

I was in a school setting surrounded by what appeared to be older teenagers to young adults. A lot of the guys were effeminate, and or gay which I found very odd. The only guy I can recall not being completely effeminate had a very stereotypical nerdy Jewish accent and appearance. The first class I was in might have been some kind of language class, the teacher explained common slang for the most part. after this class was over I left the classroom to find one of the manlier girls had a crush on me. this concerned me, I wasn't sure how to tell her I wasn't interested. I made it to the next class where a woman brought in a child that looked...off. It's face slowly started to distort and grow as it laughed and made strange gutteral noises. I felt no fear at this point only annoyance that the mother wasn't paying attention. I finally told the mother her child maybe wasn't a little girl, at this point it looked something like a grown male demonic clown in drag, to which the mother gave a shrug and suggested maybe this being ate her child. the being tried to attack some students and had its back to me so I quickly and promptly kicked it in the junk. at this point I guess the creature puked up the actual child. because it was back some how, in the passenger seat of a police Hummer. The creature was apprehended and in cuffs now about to be put in a car when a literal cartoon pee'd on it. the cartoon character thn faded into the background and ended with a pose you might see a background character in a street fighter game doing. I hopped in the driver's seat of the Hummer to drive it off. It was parked on an incline, before I could press the brake it lurched forward and crashed into a police cruiser pushing it out of the way. I got out of the Hummer to asses the damage. suddenly the Hummer started rolling backwards, and we were now on top of a mountain range. I hopped into the Hummer again trying to slow it's decent with brakes, finally I got it to go up an incline slowing it down and thn reversing it's trajectory like a roller coaster it rolled along its path back towards the school. At some point I crossed a railroad track and when I did this the Hummer became a horse. I rode the horse into the school and found a spot to park it, thn went into a class my good friend was in. there we made jokes and acted like jackasses a little bit. We argued about skittles for a little bit and instead of handing him the bag I purposely dropped them as he reached for them. we walked to the other side of the room at which point it appeared as tho the bag of skittles were walking towards us. I looked away for a second looked back, the skittles were now on the feet of an effeminate black guy. the bag slowly then morphed into high heels. I was upset the skittles were gone. Next I went to a door that led to a grassy field. I was tasked with ending the misery of a small severally injured goat. The goat was missing a leg, had chunks of flesh ripped from its sides and a missing eye, other than that it seemed in good spirits. As I walked towards the goat it lashed out at another goat biting the second goats eye out. I separated the two animals and was about to do the deed when I noticed the carcass of a large eviscerated monkey, thn to the side of that a dead pitbull about the size of a horse. I looked to the side and resting in the shade I saw a pride of lions who were now becoming more interested in my presence. I slowly backed out of the room. This is when I woke up.