Abducted with Ariana grande

Date: 10/21/2017

I woke up on a kitchen floor with no memory of where I had been going before this. My head hurt and I felt like I had a cold. I sat up and looked around and saw two girls chained to the floor with me, my real life friend Kay and Ariana grande. They were both crying and confused and I just sat there trying to think when my mom came in the kitchen and said she was sorry she had to do this. I was like mom what the fuck! She was dressed up like a gothic doll and had glass eyes that never shut. She walked away and I got loose from my chains and when to go find the key to get the other girls free. I walked into a small bathroom and found the key and all our wallets so I grabbed those and left. As I ran back to the kitchen I was hit in the head with something hard and blacked out. I woke up sitting down at a large white table next to a man who looked like Peter hale from teen wolf. I just sat there confused again and rubbed my head, I then saw Ariana being led into the room and made to take a seat, she was crying and cursed everyone at the table out. I tried not to laugh but our kidnapped laughed openly. We were then loaded onto a plane that we had no idea where it was going. We forced the pilot to land and the three of us escaped and ran into the nearest building which was Costco. Once inside we were all happy and decided to do some shopping.