Gem Heist

Date: 6/4/2016

I had an idea to steal some gems. They were housed an opera house kind of thing. When I got there there was some kind of opera or drama going on, exactly what I had planned. I made my way up to the room where they were kept, which in that room was also a one way mirror so you could see out into the seated crowd. It was super easy. I went up there, knocked out the guard, and took the gems. I dumped them from their old container into one I brought. As I was doing that an alarm sounded. I then made my way out of the building. Somebody walked me out because I think she thought I needed help. This didn't make me nervous though. Strangely she didn't question the box I was holding. As I got into my car which was parked in the very front right outside the main entrance, someone yelled at me and I peeled out. I passed a security car and swerved past it. A bit farther down the road (I was still in the parking lot) I realized that I wasn't going to be able to escape on the road, so I popped the curb and started driving across the grass. There were tennis courts there and I drove around and behind them. I wasn't followed at all. I got back on to a road in a residential area for a minute before finding a back road and taking that. I ditched the car and started walking through the woods. I thought a lot as I was walking. I thought about burying the gems and coming back for them later, but I knew dogs would find them one way or another. I keep walking and I come across a wrecked charter bus in the middle of the woods with no roads around. I don't even stop to investigate, I continue walking. I start thinking about my team who helped me put the heist together and I'm mentally thanking them. I walk a bit farther and I come across some bacon in the woods, cooked to perfection. There was pounds of it too spread across the ground and in trees. I left it be and continued walking, silently thinking that Kevin Bacon was the one who placed all the bacon. I wake up soon after that.