Weird af robbery

Date: 5/27/2018

These two guys broke Into my house and I heard them coming so I freaked out and me and my dog hid in my room. When I opened my bedroom door I saw one of the guys in the bathroom and they underestimated me and didn’t even bring any weapons. They said it was because of my “little gay house” and then they got in a fight about who someone who lives in a little gay house is and said that it’s a nerdy gay guy. Then they showed a pic of a nerdy gay guy, with blue hair, and for whatever reason I was a nerdy gay guy with red hair so I told them that I was famous and that I dyed my hair red and if they didn’t leave I would call the FBI. So they ran out of the house. Then my mom got home and their were these guys outside my house. At first I thought it was the robbers but then I found out that they were just people who went around the neighborhood. They told my mom that they thought the moon was fading and I told them it wasn’t because it was smaller a week ago. Then they left and me and my mom went inside and I ran outside with my dog on a leash happily.