Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 11/9/2017
By laurashelton
I didn’t even know what to name this one because it just kept getting weirder and weirder. I was invited by the Justice League to go to this party at some cabin in the woods and I was like, yeah okay sure. So we get there and we’re basically waiting for the hosts of the party show up. Meanwhile my roommate Emily hands me a package I got in the mail, which contained the iPhone I had tried to sell and a note that said, “You need to include how much GB it has.” So I was trying to text the guy to sort it out but then stuff at the party got kinda out of hand because the hosts of the party got really mad because they found out one of the guests was from some planet that they were extremely prejudiced against and vaporized him on the spot. And then I realized I was also from that planet and that I had purple scales all over me so they would definitely know. So while Wonder Woman was trying to make conversation to distract them, I very slowly, loudly, and obviously got onto the ground and then went under the bed I had been sitting on. I tried to start texting that dude again while I was under there but then Emily said she was going to help me get out. So I crawled out from under the bed and ran down the hallway with her. We still had to get past the living room where some of the hosts were, so we looked around for ideas. There just so happened to be an enormous Reece’s cup that was probably 17 feet tall. So Emily rolled that across the living room and I walked behind it to hide. It started to fall so we just sprinted the rest of the way to the door. We got outside and ran to the car and Emily was saying how I needed to sit in the backseat on the passenger side for whatever reason. But we got to the car and realized that someone was chasing us so we ran to the road. And I asked Emily where the car was and she said it was in her pocket. I didn’t question it. Then this brown horse ran past us and Emily started calling to it because she knew it. She was calling it Scooter and I was like, that sounds like a dog name, not a horse name but I started calling to it too, and when I did it turned and looked at me and I saw that it was a horse with a bulldog’s head and got real freaked out. Also, by this time I didn’t have scales anymore and I was freaking out because I left my phone at the party and I still needed to text that guy so I was about to ask Emily to text Wonder Woman to bring it to me after the party but Scooter had turned into a girl our age and was running with us. Emily took the car out of her pocket and we all got in it and started driving.