Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 1/21/2021
By randybobandy
A 12 or 13 year old kid, Junior, who looks kind of like River Phoenix's character in Stand by Me is one of those kids totally left to his own devices, he spends all his time scheming and scamming, and trying to build his weed-selling business. He's a troublemaker but also a total genius, like the kid who, if he applied himself, would be the highest achiever in school, but of course, he would never do so; his values lie elsewhere. His main scheme is trying to get people to buy weed, and if they are not interested, he puts them in a ridiculous position where they must choose between buying from him or something severely worse, and they always give in. For example, there was a father walking down the sidewalk while his young son, Mulholland, rode his bike alongside him. Junior wanted to sell weed to this father and the father refused. Junior then started yelling "Help! This man is trying to kidnap me! Someone please help!" Several people in the area looked over in concern. The father, agitated, fished out some cash and said, "Alright, alright, I'll buy some fucking weed you brat." Later on, we see Junior on the roof of a house, watching the house next door with binoculars. He can see through a kitchen window where the same father is trying to wash dishes. Junior still has it out for this man. The father is still shown to be agitated, like he is always that way. He yells "Mulholland, I can't believe you lost that paperwork. It was extremely important." Mulholland is in his room and rolls his eyes. Somehow as the viewer we get an implication from that that Mulholland had nothing to do with the paperwork going missing and that it was the father's fault. Junior makes his move, he gets off the roof and ends up in the home. He calls the police saying that he had been kidnapped. Junior also calls one of his friends. Within moments, at least ten police cars show up. The police burst into the home, just as Junior's friend shows up. Junior is at the top of a staircase. When he sees his friend, who looks like the main character in Stand by Me, like the same age except smaller and more meek, Junior says with indifference, purposely fake-acting for comedic effect, "Dad! Thank God! I'm saved!" and obviously tosses the binoculars out of a window behind him before descending the stairs to meet his friend. The police ignore what was clearly bullshit, and storm up the stairs, tackling the father, handcuffing him, and pulling him down the stairs. He was escorted outside where people from all the surrounding buildings began chucking apples at the man, hundreds of apples came down and pelted him.