Jack Nicholson Saves the Day 📺

Date: 6/2/2017

It was one of those weird shifting perspective dreams where sometimes I was in the action and sometimes I was watching. This person who was sometimes me was being kidnapped by a team of little crt tvs on rolling carts. They had antennas and everything. They were actually pretty cute. But they had me hypnotized. They were playing dishwasher packet commercials that were probably full of subliminal messages. They had me convinced that I wanted to go with them. They got me into a warehouse and formed a circle around me Weeping-Angel-style. I was just starting to realize something was terribly wrong and I might be in danger. Then, out of nowhere, Jack Nicholson! I said "hey, are you here to rescue me?" but I said it really sarcastically. He said some cool one-liner like "No, I'm just here to clean up!" And then he whips out a bunch of the dishwasher packets from the commercial and throws them at the tvs. They stick to the screens and then they explode! They're exploding dishwasher packets!