Coolest Kids on the Block

Date: 12/7/2016

Thom Hunt and I were back in high school after college. I think the school year had just complete. And the last class I was in was gym. The teacher was arriving late to class. We were going to play dodge ball. Everyone was excited to play but the teacher was taking forever so we decided to just set it up and play before the teacher came. He arrived and it was Mr. VonEhr my old Chemistry teacher. He was mad we were playing before he arrived. He was being really stupid about the whole situation, so I stood up in front of the whole class and bitched him out. The whole class thought it was amazing and booed him at the end and the teacher left all embarrassed. Then a bunch of girls started hitting on me. I was on top of the world. The word about what happened spread and I became very popular with everyone. There was a yoga class going on after school and it was taught by Thom who was dressed like a hippy aerobics teacher and he was super flexible. The class was all women and Thom and I. There where three separate girls that were trying to get my attention. Thom was teaching in the funny voices we do, he was using the Spanish nacho libre voice a lot with a guru inflection. He was teaching about the yoga poses that improve sexual energy and the orgasm. It was a hilarious class and the women were all locking on to both of us. Then afterwards I told Thom that we should open a studio together so that we can both teach yoga and meditation classes. He said it was a great idea. And said , "Room! I have never been so happy look at us! We are living it! Everything is going perfect, I'm teaching these classes, I'm in a beautiful open relationship, and there is so many women! I said "Room! I am in an open relationship too!"