Bizarre game of tag (with Kamijo...?)

Date: 5/26/2021

Fore message #1: I apologize if you’re a fan of the Japanese musician Kamijo because I literally have 0 explanation for his involvement in this Fore message #2: I dreamt of this in a six minute nap between when I woke up for school and accidentally fell asleep again so that kinda explains it So I’m gonna assume this was tag, as two teams were chasing each other around so I guess it was. All though it resembled hide and seek, as well Honestly it probably would have been a normal game if nobody was acting like they’d be killed if they were tagged lol It was pretty chaotic for the most part, a bunch of unrecognizable faces on both my team and the other apart from just one- Kamijo, who was on the opposing team I found myself going after him, who was surprisingly fast. I knew it was him due to the incredibly ornate outfit and the hugely styled blonde hair. He was on the phone with someone while running, speaking extremely fast in a language I didn’t even recognize. Though I thought it was French because that’s his whole thing, it didn’t sound like it at all. I guess I gave up chasing him after a while, and so I end up in a room with some of my other team mates. I can’t really say why they were hiding but I joined them. I then understood why, as Kamijo and several of his teammates burst into the room. He approaches us and in a voice as clear as day, he shouts “your ass is grass!” whilst ripping my teammate’s wig off (no, of course I don’t know why he had a wig on!!!). He then approaches me and tugs at my hair in an attempt to snatch it off, disappointed that I did not have a wig on at all. I cackled in his face and though I was tagged, I felt victorious as Kamijo was unsuccessful in stealing my dignity.