Time Travel and Strange Creatures

Date: 4/21/2019

I began at my grandpa Neil's house. I walked up the stairs by the door and started rooting around through Magic cards. I found something I was looking for: the first deck I ever played with (at least in the context of my dream). It was mostly full of this one creature type that doesn't exist in real life. It's name started with a K and ended with a K. There were green, red, and blue versions. Each "K" had the head of an aardvark silhouette and six limbs sprawling out like the feathers of a peacock. They have abnormally long ears and pedipalps just under them. The blue "K" is all white with the exception of its red eyes. There are black trees and a navy sky in the background. The green "K" is all black with white eyes. There is a dark forest ceiling in the background. The red "K" is all with with red eyes. The background is lava. My dad came in and explained them to me. After that I went into my old room. I found several notebooks under the bed. They were filled with old drawings from when I was little, but I could only remember one page. There was a picture of a bipedal elephant with skin that draped down and hid his legs. He had white eyes and red fur with green and white polka dots. In other words, his fur looked just like one of my old blankets. I wrote something above the drawing. "Tihs is a pregnant male. 2008" To the right of the drawing my mom wrote a reply. "Very creative Joie." Probably the only reason I remembered this page was because I had several thoughts on it. First, I knew that my blanket inspired the elephant's fur. Second, I knew that I drew this picture in 2008. That meant that I've had that blanket since I was six. I also noted my spelling mistake at the beginning, a sign of how little I was when I drew the picture. After looking through those notebooks, I wanted to learn more about my former self. I went back in time. I can't remember much about my time in the past, only that my mom kept bugging me and I told her she had to pretend I wasn't even there. She agreed for some reason. After a while I left and went to an empty bar. When I entered I witnessed a group of three women having furious sex and a group of three men doing the same thing. I sat at a table and watched for a little bit. Suddenly, the orgy vanished and the bar was full of people. I saw Twilight walking out and a followed her. It was bright outside. I felt like we were by water, but I couldn't see it. I followed her to a field. We did something there, but I can't remember what. When we finished, I went on Google Images and looked up "alicorn Rainbow Dash." I could barely find any pictures of Rainbow Dash as an alicorn, which seemed weird since My Little Pony has a ton of fan art. I went back to my house after that. I opened the basement door and saw a roly poly with orange stripes. I closed the door and covered the gap under the door so it couldn't crawl under. I walked into my room and there were about ten bugs on my ceiling. I exited the room and the dream ended.