Date: 5/4/2017
By Kraftinq
So it started as the end of the world, well it was gonna be. Somehow i had seen the end of the world before it happened and i was able to stop it. It started with a new demi lovato song being released followed by a fall out boy one. That's probably the only funny part. I took to social media to stop this crisis, I just told everyone not to listen to the songs i think, i'm not sure. the next step was killing these two guys, whose names i don't remember, the first one heard me talkin to myself whilst doing my laundry and i ended up stabbing him with my hidden knife. the second guy was shot outside my house which was okay. The world was saved but it was still in a post apocalyptic setting for some reason so when this woman came to my house and asked to come in, i asked shannon to give me her crossbow which had a knife in it. A kitchen knife. The band that went around the front of the knife was made of rubber. It snapped. When i fired it at the woman it went straight into the back of my girlfriends head. The rest of the people from the car that the woman came from laughed at me, telling me to push them off the balcony because i'm so good at murder. I threw myself off the balcony and tried to snap my neck but to my dismay it didn't work. I was injured but stationary. Flash forward two years later, somehow, and my friends are down there with me, the world was taken over by those people in my house. My girlfriend reincarnated but she was only two, and lived fuck knows wherever.