a fairy ski lodge? spongebob was there?

Date: 1/10/2018

By salvo

I was skiing with my friends. They went ahead of me while I was fixing my boots. It took me a really long time to do, and they found me again after they were done with the run. When I finally got my boots ready, I skied down by myself. There was a small path through the woods that everyone knew went to some fairy shrine. In order to get to it, you had to ski really fast. The path was super skinny and only allowed for one person at a time. I took this path behind a few people and wound up at this shrine. It was very beautiful, with a stone statue of an angel standing over a basin that was filled with white chalk. It had the consistency of flour. At some point I ended up in this huge building that had a super high ceiling and looked old and woody (if you’ve ever seen Doctor Strange it’s like that). It was the ski lodge I think, because I went to a room with my sister and our german friend. The lodge was run by the queen and her attendants. You could pick out the attendants because they all wore these really long, white, flowing robes. In order to pass the time at this lodge, me and a few people started a drawing business. (This earned us all white robes). We sat in this room and people would slide their drawing suggestions under the door. One time someone slid papers under the door for each one of us. They all had drawings from Spongebob on them, and a prompt that told us to recreate the drawings perfectly. The prompt also said that we wouldn’t be able to do it because the artist was perfect. It was really mean and snobby. The person signed the papers as “Bad Ice” or something like that. I got mad and wanted to find him. Since he drew Spongebob characters I figured he’d be in the Spongebob room. I went to this long auditorium and all the seats were filled with characters from the show. They all looked at me because I was in a white robe. Spongebob was on stage doing some comedy thing. I walked up and spotted Bad Ice in one of the first few rows (he was a weasel). I called him out, and everyone started to leave awkwardly. I challenged him to a contest and then some of the audience came back. The contest was a wig flipping contest. We had to flip a wig off of Spongebob’s head. Bad Ice went first; he told Spongebob’s dad that he needed to yell at his son first, and then proceeded to (basically) verbally abuse him. He then tried to flip Spongebob’s wig and it didn’t work. Because he couldn’t flip the wig, I had to take him to the Queen who didn’t know how to punish him yet. She walked to a separate spot with me, and I told Bad Ice to stay where he was or he would get hurt. While the queen and I were talking, however, he snuck away to the fairy shrine. When we went to find him, he had turned into a snake and had gotten caught in some poisonous branches. This would cause him to dissolve. The queen grabbed him quickly and put him into the white powder. She patted him with the powder, and the more she patted, the more he started “growing” back. When the queen was done, she pulled him out and he was this snow-white hedgehog. He turned back into a human (he was also all white) and the queen explained that if he left the lodge he would disintegrate. So basically, he was punished to stay in the lodge for the rest of his life.