the kung fu bee

Date: 5/5/2020

By myme

It was a very simple dream, I was asking my mom why she likes jesus so much, and when she ever met him, and what he has ever done for her personally, and she said that he will come and show you some business. I shrugged her off and went back to bed. The sheets drew off from me, and jesus’ voice said something in a monotone style, but i dont remember. then, a rack moved itself into the center of the room. a hologram of a boy appeared and he was doing lunges and kicks on top of the rack. then he jumped really high, and when he came down, he was in his 60s and a black belt. then we did crazy matrix kung fu. when i defeated him (after falling over twice), his body disappeared and his clothes fell onto the floor. i said huh, and then i went back to bed. then i heard a buzzing sound and i pulled the sheet down from my head. it was a big, very developed bee. I was a little tired, and relaxed, but i lept up at it. i performed some crazy matrix kung fu on it, but it dodged every one of my attacks. i tried to go tell my mom, but by the time i reached the table, it stung me in the aorta. i look at the sofa while holding my neck where i see the dead gigantic fuzzy yellow bee covered in red blood. i take my hand off and my palm is covered in red blood. i can feel the blood coming out of me and i wonder why we even have blood. i jump under the sheets of the sofa. my mom comes out but she doesnt notice me. i feel myself getting sleepy, and i hear buzzing. it was another bee. what does it mean? when i finally woke up after dying i went to ask my mom why she likes jesus so much. She just yells about thats just how she grew up, and he looks very sad. i think people should try to just celebrate the things that they attribute to him. its just a distant obscure historical reference.