Date: 3/29/2021
By DreamDawg
Post Bananas trip, I’ve been having fever dreams of everything I’ve done that day. This one is no different. In my dream, I somehow realized I was back in the ole sav and started waking around to trying to find the GSouthern mascot aka Flood. However, I instead went to SSU, where Jeremy Renner was the poorly dressed tiger mascot. He didn’t even have a bottom half to the costume, he was just wearing black jeans. The entire time he would take the head off, breaking the suspension of disbelief. He argued with us (I had collected a group of four or so students) before storming off campus. We followed him outside to reveal that directly across the road was GSouthern, with their mascot (aka the man flood) waving around. There appeared to be some sort of party happening. I waved the dude over, and I have to say, I’m pretty sure it was Flood, but the mascot never took the head off... so I can’t be sure. But the mascot was friendly none the less. That’s when I realized the period had changed and I now had a fourth block. Elektra from POSE showed up for a moment, about what I’m not sure. Something about how she had to give up all her babies, like they were adopted. Anyway, I snuck through the third floor window to see there was a sub. I didn’t have my backpack with any supplies so I pretended to be apart of the group of kids who had just finished their test and who were congregating by the door. Then, the sub released us, I went to my last class, grabbed my bag, then when I returned none of my class was there. I asked the sub if I could grab my calculator from my bag, to which he responded “you have 90 seconds to grab it. No time to get any cheat sheets.” I then asked where the rest of the class was. The sub told me something had happened (very vague) so the class wouldn’t get to take the test today, but because I had come in after everyone I wasn’t given the same penalty. Then my dream ended because I didn’t want to take the chemistry test.