Date: 1/30/2019
By MissKate
Space has a new lover. We had been going to work things out, I thought, but now that looked doubtful. Furthermore the new lover wanted not only for me to be out of the picture, but to have custody of our ginger kitten. Over my dead body, I said. My sister and I were jogging in the woods behind this love rival of mine (she was Space’s new woman). Suddenly we came at her with knives and killed her, then we dragged her corpse into the woodland and - I pondered about finding acid to dissolve the corpse, but my sister had a firework rocket and tied it to her, setting it alight and watching as the power of it lifted the rival’s corpse slowly into the air before exploding. As the corpse rose, a blue head appeared from between her legs, with a white title “DEATH” suspended in the air. Death (the blue headed woman) silently said: “this death will be avenged” At that point my sister and I run back through the woods along the beach to my fathers house. However, on the way we are caught by the gendarmes and questioned. My sister is still being questioned at the pub nearby, but I am in the gendarme office and as the guards speak, I play violin trills that they like. When they are distracted, I flee. I go home. I see my brother is at the table looking at the beers and other paraphernalia my sister and I had when we were planning the murder in the woods. I tell my brother I need to put these outside, they are garbage and reluctantly he agrees. Then I go outside with them, but father is coming back and so I have to run to the left and up the ladder of my treehouse to hide them in some pillows. Cut to a scene where father is being interrogated by the gendarmes. He is distraught. He says he loves his daughters and could never imagine them doing something like that. On the way back down the treehouse, the rival lover is somehow alive and coming up to gain evidence on us. I kill her again,then fly with her up to the darkest patch of ocean far offshore and drop her in where she sinks. Now my clothes are bloody and I need new ones, so I fly up the coast some 500 miles to come to a new village. I sell my clothes to a madame of a whorehouse and become one of the whores. I am very good at my job and the madam loves me. The scene cuts to my sister who has just made it away from the gendarmes. She is flying up the coast to be with me too- even though she didn’t officially know where I was beforehand, she ends up in the same town with the same madam. My sister ends up working at the same whorehouse, looking for me. But it’s not certain where I’ve gone.