The Bigfoot Assassination

Date: 3/25/2017

I was playing as some guy in a scuba diving suit underwater with a sniper. I saw a guy that was completely hairy and he was trying to prank some people by taking his skin off. I got angry of him for some reason so i took out my sniper. I hid in some tall building and he jumped into a jeep and was going in circles very fast. Eventually he slowed down, and then i shot the wheels. He got incredibly mad and started shouting at me, and then I shot him in the face. After that, everyone started screaming and everyone shouted, "YOU KILLED BIGFOOT!!!" I then woke up.