Arranged Marriage?

Date: 1/28/2019

so me and two friends were in this van to go to one of our friends house and we had dinner in their really nice attic with a guy i didn’t know named jeremy and his sister and my dad. and i got bored and did cartwheels and came back when i wasn’t bored and then i felt embarrassed cause i felt like i was showing off. and when i got back they were talking about russia and north korea and nuclear war so i asked if we were talking about nuclear countries and jeremy looked at me like i was stupid and i felt worse. and then all of a sudden the raw chicken in the middle of the table grew into an egg and my dad was like congrats this is a sign that your arranged marriage with jeremy will work out! and i started crying because i really didn’t want to be in an arranged marriage and jeremy looked like he hated me so i ran away and when i went outside but when i got outside it was like a couple weeks later and i was fine with the marriage now. and then i had to swim in a stream through this weird neighborhood to try to look for my dad and a big turtle which was the start of the marriage customs ig. and the whole village started looking and then all of a sudden we were walking in a hallway in an airport because it was like a month later and we were flying to singapore to get married and i was talking to jeremy and we started to like eachother a lot after that and we talked about science and astrology and i started getting major feelings and then once we got to our gate i took a shower and that’s when i realized both our families were suuuuuper rich bc the shower was like the size of my kitchen and i was looking at all the products in it but i didn’t use any bc the airport charged so much to use them and i spent like two hours in the shower even tho this guy really needed to use it like he would die if he didn’t so i finally got out and grabbed a twix bar but then realized i was too fat to eat it so i threw it away and jeremy found me and gave me a plantain and i thought it was really sweet and that’s when i knew i loved him but then i woke up and now i’m really sad bc i want a jeremy.