Star wars wtf

Date: 2/2/2018

I was at my school, and i was luke skywalker. I had fights with my gym teachers (intern as well) about the quality of the materials. We got so mad as at each other that the intern called darth vader. I kill myself in the meantime to fool vader. "narrator switches to other jedi": i hide the ashes/corpse of luke but when i am doing this, i find some of my IRL schoolmates, i force blast them away and i run for my life.... TBC