my new nightclub

Date: 3/31/2017

By jevan

basically me, sandra bullock, and violet chachki were thinking of new ways to switch up drinking alcohol to make it hip and fresh for the kids. we came up with glasses with a capsule in the shape of a purple pyramid thats on your forehead and a straw to take a shot. and also trying to swallow a giant ball of green slime that wriggled around kind of like that robin williams film flubber or something. we also recreated the rules of monopoly and sandra bullock was a maths genius so she did it in one minute and conjured up a new board with rules and everything. i wish i knew more because there was a story behind it. i was in competition with mr burns' casino...