Date: 7/17/2020
By EargasmicGiant
I was in Australia and staying with this blonde with big tits and she had a huge family lots of kids. She let me sleep with her but ONLY sleep but I couldn't sleep much laying next to her. I went to town to explore. It was a small town I went to the stores and there was a fish warehouse and saw then I saw the airport which was small also but still had jumbo jets. Then a siren started blaring and idk wtf was happening and then I said wtf is happening and someone said it's a tsunami coming and I ran back to the house where I was staying and there was a octopus that jumped on my back like he was scared and I started to get scared and someone running away took the octopus off of me. I was still trying to remember where the house I was staying at was and I saw the blonde lady coming for me and she took me back home and told me the tsunami was not that big like 6 ft and that she was scared for me that I'd end up with some bad people if she couldn't find me. Then we went back to bed. I was staying with the Dunphys from Modern Family and I remember Julie Bowen was fun and I was laughing with her and she said if she wasn't married with kids she'd be all over me. And I was in shock and excitement. Then I was helping Phil around the house and he tells me that I'm a good guy for helping him and that Im Officially a friend of the family.