LOTR, best dream ever

Date: 4/19/2016

By anonymous🐱

It all started with something to do with hay bales. Then I had an awesome, blue and yellow sword that dealt 24 attack damage (but it wasn't minecraft, though I remember thinking how quickly it could kill zombies) but there was a cooler sword that was glowing light blue (looking back, it really looked like Sting) and it was thinner and lighter than the blue and yellow one, so I gave the first one to 'him' (not sure who but I'm thinking it was Zach), but was disappointed to learn that Sting only dealt 8 attack damage but was about twice as fast to swing. But the attack damage didn't matter when we were running through the lines of enemies (don't know who for sure) and decapitating up to 10 in a row. It was easy, just hold the sword out in front of them. Not sure who they were, but they were bad. I remember it was like a movie, I saw Dwalin doing the same thing but could easily picture his axe head being gone and the enemies wearing green over their heads so his axe could easily be put in with special effects. Then some 'crew' told the Orc enemies to move a little more, because they weren't protesting their deaths in any way before it but just stood still and wasn't realistic. Then Bilbo and the hot river with Thandruil. The elf King said something about how his lake was never this warm, and I remember wading into the water that felt like a hot tub. Bilbo's house was in the riverbank and had a clear roof with a fiery chimney. We dove underwater and it was dark, and thandruil said something like 'the daniellson (d____) technique is very helpful to those who know it' about how Bilbo swam upwards using a frog like stroke. He went underwater in a dark tunnel and came out through his neighbors how and fiery chimney top, she was an old lady who was confused upset and friendly at the same time and looked like rosa hubermann and a hobbit lady at the same time. Then it was back to the war, where we desperately needed the help of the vampires, but when we met them there was a battle and very few (or none) were left alive at the end. Legolas was overseeing the battle and wearing golden armor. I remember telling the archers to fire and then confusing them by saying 'archers!... Keep firing!' which actually slowed them at first. Then I charged in and the rest is hard to remember. Since all the vampires had left their village, which was dark wooded and candle-lit, I went to check it out with dad. We were preparing for something dark and maybe underwater and were going through their cabinets which were a lot like ours, dark with the grooves and wood buttons, and arranged like the ones in our pantry thing. I found a stack of bright duck/smiley light things that we plugged in, decided would help, and put on my feet. Then I found a package of birthday candles, the white ones with the colored spiraling stripes, and upon further inspection saw that the package was opened already but still gave it to dad and told him to keep looking through everything and keep anything that would be useful in any possible way. Then it was against a wall, and Frodo or pippin or merry (not sure which one but probably pippin) was shouting and wearing silver armor all over except no helmet. In a rage, he shouted at the vampires, who came to kill him in a large crowd. Either Gandalf or Aragon or Legolas (someone wise) said that 'people tend to do foolish things when they are angry' and the crowd of armored enemies/orcs/vampires grew closer and closer, slowly, with weapons drawn toward pippin. He protested, rage turning to fear, as they bloodied him. Slumped against the wall and dying, the weak spots of his armor stained and gushing blood, he pleaded 'wait!' one last time before they advanced to finish him off. Then it was merry and Frodo in a clearing of a village on fire, a dark sky lit by flames. Merry was sad and it was just him and Frodo, but there were two dragon creatures (nazgul) circling high above. Merry called his and was on it, and Frodo told him to call the other one for him. They traveled somewhere and when they landed the dragon creature's face was all I could see. It had glowing light blue eyes (like sting) and a menacing yet reassuringly pure and powerful stare. It had dark skin (this one was merry's, I think frodo's had feathers like an eagle) and silver armor and with the fire behind it made it really cool. Then I woke up at about 2:30 in the afternoon, but I'm fine with that because that was amazing. :)