what is this I can't even

Date: 7/4/2016

So I was in this weird store like thing and I bought a really ugly French maid outfit. There were these toy cars that drove around similar to bumper cars. There were two and two other kids had it so I grabbed the empty ones wheel first and my sister and I fought over it and I won. When we left there was this case of rectangular shaped Chapstick and for some reason my mother convinced me to steal one. (Keep in mind she's a good person and would never ever do such a thing) As I was going back to the car, a boy spotted me and screamed, "LOOK! ASSAULT!" So my mom put this weird mask on me which consisted of goggles to cover my eyes and a rubber pig snout that was suspiciously like a dentists strawberry laughing gas mask. We got in the car and drove off. I couldn't tell if there was a chase but it was raining and our car was flooding. I rolled down my window in hopes of not drowning but the water didn't stop. Somehow the cars electric stuff wasn't effected ect. I had the brilliant idea of opening the door, which seemed to drain the water. Then I saw the leak.... Except this time pouring out was pastel pinkish but more red in it water, similar to water colors, or maybe to put it watered down paint. I got on my phone later on in the dream and opened a game (the interface looked suspiciously like the game pixel gun 3D) And I had a friend request from "Guess Who?" ...with a picture of the boy in goggles identical to the ones I had worn before, minus the pig snout.