hiding from the government

Date: 4/25/2018

i was in the bathroom doing this body paint stuff when the star wars government started pounding on the door coming after me. so i was in there freaking out because i’m like a criminal i guess but then my ex boyfriend came and rescued me. we got dressed, i cut my hair, and we started driving to a new city to get away from them. we stopped at target to meet some of our friends who were also on the run, and to buy supplies, but before we got out we made out a lil. so we get out and at target they’re checking thumbprints. i did it, worrying about getting caught. when i’m done i’m like “wait a second, they weren’t really checking so like,,, i could have used my pinkies instead?? so i decide not to worry about it and i started looking for hair dye so me and my friend can look different. we all just shop for a while