A quest for essentially nothing

Date: 4/29/2020

I was in a castle of some sort and I was presumably with friends. I wasn’t me, I was a dude. I had to tell my friends something, so I did. They were shocked for some reason. We all sneaked into the hallway ad hid when we heard a voice coming. So I guess now my view was from the camera. “Now move the camera left” The king walked past. “More left” The camera kept moving until it stopped at the corner. “What do you think you’re doing?” Boomed the king. “We have to get X, Y is in danger and without it we will have some problems.” The guy character replied. “No. You have to stay here so I can keep you safe.” He walked away, and so did some people holding a large camera used to film movies. Next thing I know all the friends are in a circle talking when one comes out with a crazy outfit. It’s a triangular flag taped to their back and some on their shins and wrists. He told the character I was seeing through to get on his back. I complied. A girl spoke. “Stay safe, I love you!” I blushed. The guy I was on walked to a balcony. “What are you doing??” “Don’t worry, just trust me.” He started to climb the balcony rail. “Wait. WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!” And he jumps. My character is holding on for dear life when suddenly we actually start flying! Shocked and pleased, I enjoyed the view. We landed at a Walmart that looked like it went through the renaissance we helped someone find a phone (this part would be tedious to write so I won’t), got some stuff and kept going. We flew some more and crash landed outside the convenient store that’s across the street from me irl. We got up, and I was myself again. The dude looked at me. “Woah that’s weird.” We walked until we spotted someone from the Walmart who had lost her phone. She was selling carved rocks and had a puppy that looked a year old. “Ma’am” I said. She looked over. The dude I was with now looked like my younger brother, stuff was getting wacky. I was petting the dog while talking to her when she couldn’t find her phone again. “Did you lose it again?” “No no don’t worry it’s right he- What do you mean again?” I explained I was the guy from earlier that helped but now I’m a girl for whatever reason. She looked at me and said that she could help us keep flying, we ran out of pixie dust. She called some fairies and opened a portal. We went through it, I was a dude again and the person who was my brother was back to normal also. We walked down a corridor looking for the fairies again when we saw a tour going on through a door on a paralleled hallway. We caught their eye and they flew to us. “Peter pan is really angry,” They said. “He’s been stealing girls dressed up as Christmas elfs and selling go pros for 96 cents!” They lead us to a room with a bunch of (admittedly hot) women dressed as Christmas elf’s sitting in cells. I looked around. “What the hell??” And then I woke up. This took me over 20 minutes to write :p