meth with the muppets

Date: 9/25/2017

I made meth in this really old church that no one used anymore. It was a big operation, like an actual business, so anyone who had to work there had to take a shower before and after and had to go to training; the whole nine yards. And people would stand and pray outside this church, and there were always news crews out there reporting. So I was going to work one day and I thought I'd stop and pray. There were these three old ladies that I knelt with, and usually you stood to pray, but for some denominations of this religion it was ok to kneel. So when we got done I asked one of the ladies if she wanted to come see what I did for work, and she was super old and basically a vegetable. I took her with me inside, and showed her how to use the shower, which was different than normal because you had to sit in a lazy boy chair to do it. She stood and watched while I showered. I don't know where they came in to play, but the puppets from Sesame Street were there at one point. I'm like 90% sure they were making the meth with me. (I lied about the title. They weren't muppets, but everyone loves some good alliteration.)