suburban mom

Date: 10/13/2018

my sister invited me to go shopping with her. i need shoes to wear to homecoming, so i tagged along. as we were leaving, i saw my ex bf sitting on our couch. just staring at the wall, not moving. i went to a pool party after going shopping. since i had no means of getting home, a seemingly friendly suburban mom offered me a ride. instead of taking me home, she drove me to her house. i didn’t wanna be rude, so when she invited me inside i followed her. when we got inside, she threw a lamp at me and then tied me to her bed. for the next few hours, she threw more shit at me, mostly pointy board game pieces and heavy furniture. i escaped and called 911 to report that i had been held hostage and attacked by “a suburban mom who looks kinda like julia roberts.”