My Aunt’s Ex Has a Bunch of Nintendo Switches

Date: 4/23/2019

I’m at my Aunt Mary’s house, sitting on the couch. I tell my dad that I really wish I had a Nintendo Switch. He goes into the other room, comes back, and gives me one like it’s no big deal. Later, I somehow break it. I go upstairs into the spare bedroom and get another one. Apparently Jason (Mary’s ex and housemate) just had a bunch of these lying around.