Date: 3/9/2019
By pretzeling
Do y’all remember that movie The Pagemaster? I haven’t seen it in years but for whatever reason I was the kid from the movie, going to the creepy-ass library late at night because I needed to do research on something for a school assignment. I was there with a friend (no idea who they were) and we needed to do research on evolution. We needed to find an animal that “started out walking on two legs and then evolved to walk on four legs.” Now this was really messing us up, because we were looking through lots of books and couldn’t think of a single animal that fit this description. I thought of everything from monkeys, to humans, to Australian hopping mice. I had just decided to look into Velociraptors and whether they had evolved into lizards at any point when the dream ended.