Date: 9/15/2016
By CalvinG
Some asshole took scissors to my chacos and stole my iphone. Then I went to a rotating aquarium that had green lights and beautiful architecture. I also was in Alien hiding for my life from a scary ass xenomorph. Then I escaped from prison in classic puzzle fashion and shot out Fromm human sized canon. Then I used my detective skills to solve the crime of my iPhone and return other phones to everyone else. :)