Interview with a fake FBI agent.

Date: 4/22/2020

I’m in my bedroom and my kids tell me there’s someone at the door. I check it out and I ask my kids to go in the room. It’s an FBI agent and he asks to come in. He’s a fat ugly dude with messed up teeth and bulging eyes. He goes on about nonsense and some formal greetings. I ask him to get to the point. He asks how long have I lived in this country. I replied my entire life. Then he says, well you know you have benefited much from our system and it’s time you consider giving something back. He pulls out records of my income and taxes, school fees and what not. I say to him I still do pay taxes and to my knowledge that’s all I owe to government. He got a bit aggressive about it so I told him, you know I’m an American citizen and know my rights. If you have more to say you can come any time with a court order. The dudes eyes bulged even more, he grinned his teeth and took a swing at me. I just stopped his hand and shoved him back. Knowing I was physically capable of fighting him off he just laughs like he’s joking. I proceeded to show him the door anyway.