My Criminal Record

Date: 9/9/2018

By Onii

Okay first off I don’t remember everything but the gist of this dream is that I somehow managed to defend myself against the SWAT team and later had to interview with James Charles to prove my innocence. I don’t know how it started or why, but all I know is that this video of me running away from and fending off the SWAT team went viral and my ma was shook. She was like “How?? When??” And I’m not even surprised I’m just like “Oh yeah that was a thing.” I guess it was recent too like the government wanted me arrested but I came out and was like “I’ll lose my scholarship if that happens”. So the people took my side because hell yeah College is expensive and it’s not fair for me to serve time when all I was doing was defending myself. So I went on national television to explain my side of the story and why I should keep my scholarship even though I injured 50 professional men. And James Charles was my interviewer and he kept throwing glitter after every question. But yeah that was my dream :)