Date: 9/2/2016
By bluetee
I went to this girls house to study. I was really happy to have made a friend on the rugby team. for some reason I lived in a city. her room mate worked at clubs. he invited me to be a Dr. I became a star. I was doing drugs and rocking out at clubs trying to pick up girls but guys only wanted me. i remember cringing at penises but not sure if i had sex. i was supposed to call the guy but couldnt remember his name. there were two phones there was one that was in the shape of a loafer and one that was a high heeled shoe. you had to know how to program them they didnt work off regular numbers. one day in a haze I realized weeks went by and I didn't call my wife amy. when I called her voice mail said she was hooking up with a chick and if you were me get lost. eat ect