Drafted in the military

Date: 4/30/2017

By $MrKrabzWalking

I had a dream I was a recruit in the battlefield. Each country was a small little island. I'm talking with the general when all of a sudden one of the islands is literally obliterated. Mushroom clouds everywhere for some reason fireworks were part of the explosions. We just sat there watching it. My general said it was Iraq 🇮🇶. Anyways I'm talking to my general and I start talking about how we are just a slave to the world but in the military we can do what we want (not true lol) he says that's really profound and deep and he ranks me up (idk) oh I forgot to mention the general was under the bed the whole time.