šŸŽµ My Backpack Is Tomato šŸŽµ

Date: 2/7/2021

By brookethegreat

I was driving something that wasn't a car, like a mower or a zamboni, around a college town. I had a friend (looked like Mae Whitman) who liked pretending to be a ghost. She dressed up in this vintage wedding dress and convinced some people at a park that she was this specific ghost. She led them to her grave and we all stood in a circle and did a ritual that she made up on the spot. I guess it was a prank. I got back to the park and struck up a conversation with a cute guy. he was watching the prank and he thought it was great. We were both looking for something weird and fun to do. I told him to get in my weird tiny car and drive. I noticed he reminded me a little bit of the YouTuber Gus Johnson, and then he turned into him, which was a little bit of a bummer, but hey, that's a guy who knows how to have a weird fun time, so I was okay with it. We ended up in a parking lot watching a drive in live performance of some sort. Across the street I noticed a bunch of people jumping out of 2 and 3 story windows for fun. A girl jumped and landed on a stack of 5 mattresses carried by another girl. They were wobbling and sliding and she almost fell off. A guy jumped from level 2 and landed straight on the ground and looked around like he was waiting for applause. Another guy jumped from level 3 into a big paper shopping bag that the mattress girl was now holding. He broke through it, but it slowed him down enough that he landed okay. Gus said "you know what we should do? You take a backpack, fill it up with tomato soup, jump and land in it, and then you go -" he made eye contact with a random guy in the next car and they sang it together - "šŸŽµmy backpack is tomato!šŸŽµ" It sounded like a commercial jingle, kind of like Oscar Meyer, but I had no idea where it was from.