Beyoncé Drag

Date: 12/13/2017

So like the title suggests I got dragged by the Queen B. My dream began like this: I woke up and went downstairs just to find Beyoncé and Jay Z discussing something with my mama. Apparently I was being presented with an award. But seeing the two A list celebrities made me think “this is a dream there’s no way they’re actually here in my kitchen”. So I walk past them and ask my mom what’s for breakfast. In the back I hear Beyoncé talking about me to her husband. Basically stuff like “This girl really ignored me? Beyoncé?” and “she didn’t even dress presentable like really?” And I almost slapped the shit out of her. Almost. Like bitch I’m at home and you didn’t even drop a memo. So it jumps to where I am being presented the award when Beyoncé is interviewed on her first impression of me and again, she goes off about how “rude” I was and how she didn’t have any faith in my abilities as a human. Of course I’m interviewed on my side of the story where I basically tell them the truth that seeing Beyoncé and Jay Z in my house felt like I was dreaming, and I wasn’t even aware that they were coming over. The world basically divided into the beehive and people who hate Beyoncé. I went viral man. People who supported the Queen was all like “I would’ve loved to be dragged by Beyoncé!! That girl is ungrateful!” And people who sided with me basically saw Beyoncé as a bitch who thinks the world revolves around her and that she was bullying me. And that was it 🙃