The meat

Date: 8/1/2017

By KilgoreTrout

I cannot remember much. I was at a pool party type thing at a hotel maybe. While I was in the water everyone had plates of food with them. I had one too. It had this weird orange-brown mush on it. I accidentally dropped my plate in the water, though. Them Matt Auten came up with a huge piece of some sort of meat, and he was handing out chunks of it to everybody there. Everyone was practically treating him like a hero by clapping and smiling, you know.