Noel Edmonds' Giant Snake Battle

Date: 11/25/2018

I'm in the celebrity big brother house with a selection of current celebrities young and old. Someone brings in a gigantic snake. It slides around the room scaring everyone it approaches until Noel Edmonds grabs it by the back of the head. He begins to carry it out into the garden when it turns its head and bites his fingers. After a mad struggle to release his fingers from the snake's mouth, Edmonds finally pulls free. The skin of two of his fingers has been stripped completely bare revealing the bones beneath. He is silent in shock as I and the other housemates stand silent in our horror.