Helping the elderly then running from some chick

Date: 10/1/2019

So I’m captain falcon and for some reason I’m helping elderly people get there groceries in Publix, Brianna and Nicole are down the row that has all the chocolate and ice cream toppings so I walk up to them but now I’m just my normal self and say something in gibberish but they completely understand and just get a few more items.... now I’m in journey kids being chased by this girl (not sure where I know her from but she looked very familiar) who was apparently in love with me I pull a bayblade out of my pocket and trip her with it to escape