Psycho Sexual AirBnB

Date: 9/30/2017

I was Airbnbing at this place with this slightly older lady in LA that had a lot of plastic surgery but still decent looking. Like Suprina. She was hitting on me really hard and I was trying to weigh if it was worth it. It had been a while so I thought, meh why not. The woman switched into a blue robe and went into her room and motioned me inside. I told her I needed to use the restroom first. So I went into the kitchen, naked, and there was a toilet that I peed into. Except then her daughter who was in her early 20's and the daughters friend came home... they were way hotter. And they saw me and were confused. And I explained I was staying at their Airbnb. Then they started hitting on me, and I was definitely wanting to try to pull off a mystical threesome. But I was naked so I crouched down a little behind the central kitchen island. But they walked around and realized I was naked and poked fun, but I didn't really care and played it off well. Suddenly the Mom comes back outside and she is in a more manic state. The daughter and friend motion start chatting with the mom, and say something like "omg, were you going to have sex with him weren't you" I stay quite and start thinking about how this must be a regular occurrence and how it puts me at high risk for STI's. Then the daughter and friend head to their room. And the mom leads me in her room. Suddenly things start getting stranger. The woman lays face down on the bed and she is getting uglier and more plastic-y looking. She demands I massage her and so I massage her and start pressing into her ass just a very little with my pelvis, mostly just massaging her back and shoulders with my hands though. And she starts yelling out really aggressively ahhhhh yea, fucking dig in deep, give it to me, (hands gripping the bed) FUCKING GIVE IT, then it gets wayyy weirder, like she was possessed by something and all her fucking weird sexual trauma was spewing out and she was screaming JUST from this massage. Like almost speaking in tongues. It was really creepy. So I stood up and was like, "heyyy ya know I just got out of a 6 year relationship and I'm starting to think I'm not really ready to share my sexual energy yet. You are absolutely beautiful, but it just isn't the right time. Im sorry." She freaks out. And goes completely manic. Like finds a knife and is telling jokes around the kitchen out loud to nobody. Suddenly my family and some family friends come over. And me and the brothers are hitting on the younger daughter and friend. But I'm trying to tell them what just happened with the older woman and they were too preoccupied with the daughters hotness for me to tell the story.