Bolywood ghosts

Date: 11/26/2016

I saw a ghost inside a hippie van. People said that the ghost will follow me in my house and she did. The ghost said she will give me fortune but I need to follow her. Turns out, she was a transgender ghost and she has another transgender ghost with her. So off we go, me and my sisters, to follow the ghost. Me and my sisters got separated along the way and I was the only one who saw the ghosts. They taught me some bollywood dances like what you see on indian movies which I willingly did. Heck theyre not even indians and I am not indian but anyways, after the wibbly wobbly dance, I was given a backpack full of bundled Benjamins. I went home by a ship, and I learned that an hour of that silly dancing was equivalent to a year in the human world. It seemed that I was lost in a time loop. I saw my sister crying becausr she was looking for me for a year, she grew a beard because of it. Happy ending, I gave my family a meal , went to a marketplace and spent the money.