Michael Malice and I at Kmart

Date: 7/9/2022

Last night I had a dream that Michael Malice and I were hanging out at Kmart. (He recently published “The Anarchists Handbook” and was a contestant and winner on “Cash Cab” back in the day.) We were talking in “Lawn & Garden” (where I used to work) when I felt something vibrating in the heel of my right foot. We kept talking for a while, but the vibration became more annoying, so I took my shoe off and pulled down my sock. I was not prepared for what I saw! There was a hole with a normal-sized spider coming out of it. I quickly flicked it off, but she had laid babies—in—my—heel!!! I woke up real fast! I’m surprised I didn’t pass out 😂