Date: 11/3/2016
By Norswil
There's some sort of media coverage for something, a lot of people milling around and loads of cameras. All of a sudden someone shouts "UFO!" everyone turns around and looks up to see a flat, silver thing flying around. Immediately I jump up and in a spiderman like display, swing up to the building the ufo was flying close to, "It's just a drone!" I shout back down to the people. It was a large square shaped drone. Then a massive crack shatters the sky, a large, green burning meteor roars across the horizon, but there's something strange about it. It's moving slowly and making turns. It lands a few streets away. Then screams and explosions could be heard, an alien had emerged from the meteor and has started killing people, incinerating them with eye rays. It floats and moves fast, it has a green, flaming alien skull for a head and wears black robes. I meet it face to face and in my mind i tell it to move on and to not harm me, it nods and leaves. "Oh shoot! Almost forgot!" I had to drive dad's truck home from the airport. So i arrive at the airport, get the truck and make my way out of the car park area. It's a big, black ute. I notice that the power steering is dead, it's really difficult to turn. After struggling to exit the park, on the last turn i come close to turning into a parked car, i remember thinking "im going to hit it, but fuck it! Ive had enough, i just want to get out of here." So i end up hitting it. "Dang it!!" I park the truck and check the damage. The left front bumper is pushed in. I can see some parts had fallen out too, so i grab them (even though there shouldnt have been any) i then struggle to repair the damage. Strangely, as i work the truck turns into a big cow, its front left leg is lame. I keep working but now im wrapping a bandage around the leg. The cow starts mooing and bunting me over, pushing into me, making it hard for me. I give up! If you don't want to be helped, well then I aint helping. I end up back home. I pop some painkillers and go to bed. While sleeping i have a dream(i guess this is 'dream-ception' now). Im in a dark room, i'm very drunk, i can feel mops and bottles as i grope around in the darkness. I find the light switch. Im in a washroom, it's a mess! Then all of a sudden a random guy walks in, a young guy, shaven, red hair and he's very drunk and completely naked. "Hey! Dude! Come to the party!" I follow him to a huge room, where people are sitting watching tv and eating lollies. I knew them all, Luke, Sam, Eddy, Jonny and Steve Walker, they were watching what i initially thought was porn but was actually a show about parents miss treating their kids, slapping and beating them. Terrible, i thought. I then wake up. 'Phew! It was all a dream' i thought relieved "So I didn't crash the truck" i step out of bed and stand on a packet of lollies and see empty wine bottles everywhere. I notice Steve in the spare bed next to me. So it all happened, I'm going to be in trouble for the truck. I walk out onto the front deck of the house and all the parents of the people at the party were there picking them up, just like when you're a child after a birthday party. I find mine and explain everything, but they were just relived i wasn't incinerated by the alien. // Then i actually wake up, relived that none of that had actually happened.