GIVE ME MY FUCKING PIZZA YOU ASSHOLE!

Date: 1/4/2017

I was hanging out with friends and we called for two pizzas. The pizza guy arrived and I opened the door. I was in boxers but I didn't care since he was a dude too. He refused to give me the two pizzas and only gave me one even though I paid full price for both of them. I asked him to give me both, but he said he wouldn't because I only had boxers on. THAT MOTHERFUCKER WOULDNT GIVE ME MY PIZZAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE COMFORTABLE. GOD DAMNIT.