A happy, gay ending

Date: 5/27/2017

I'm hiding out behind a bed at a hotel in Syria. The bad guys find me when I waited ever so long there, trying to stay hidden. He's saying things in Arabic and is about to shoot me but he ends up shooting his boss---in the hand on each knuckle, so his fingers fall off. The other bad guy hugs and kisses him and they're so happy bc they're free and can be gay now n it was super cute