Jidenna is Clingy

Date: 6/5/2017

I was standing in front of my apartment building, talking to my friend Katie about how we totally need to hang out more often. Then she said "You know who you should REALLY hang out with? My friend Jidenna. He just moved to the city and he needs more friends here." I was like "wait, Bambi Jidenna? Bros with Janelle Monae Jidenna? What the heck is he doing in Indianapolis? Shouldn't he be in LA or something?" She just said "don't know, don't care, just please be his friend so he has someone else to talk to and he can stop texting me constantly!"