Date: 7/16/2018
By Sushichef25
LOL THIS DREAM IS BORDERLINE WILD. So in my dream, I was just chilling or something until Mom offered to be my photographer and take nudes of me LMAO. I have NO idea why I complied... maybe I wanted some profile pics for Tindr or maybe I'm working for PornHub HAHAHAHA. 🍑💦BUT sometime later, they somehow got leaked onto the internet (fml lol). And in my dream, Dad had a Tumblr account. AND HE CAME ACROSS MY NUDES NOOOOOOO. 😲😲😲OMFG I looked at his screen and saw all the pics of my naked body and GURL I BE CRINGING BOTH IN MY DREAM AND IN REAL LIFE. And Dad tried to delete them but they couldn't be deleted and I was internally screaming. I wanted the ground to swallow me up. Thank goodness that stupid dream ended there lol. The only good thing about that dream was that I had a smokin' hot body LMAO BUT THAT REALLY DOESN'T HELP AT ALL. 😂 In the next part of my dream, I was exercising at DBHS with Mom and my brother (the setting looked like Pantera Park tho with stairs). Me and mom were doing sit ups while my brother went pee (lol just like IRL). We finally decided we had enough exercise for one day and decided to go to Pantera Park for a nice evening stroll. That was when we encountered the celebrity Eve (Nadia Mejia IRL). The paparazzi was following her as she turned the corner to where we were at. For some reason the paparazzi was everyone from the Lambda Kappa Sigma frat. Mom, Bro, and I tried to leave but one of Eve's bodyguards/agents (who looked like Sandra Bullock) blocked our way. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" she demanded, as if she were entitled to know of my whereabouts. "WE'RE GOING TO PANTERA PARK," I retorted. She yelled into my face, " PANTERA PARK?! AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!" At this point I'd had enough of her shit. I lunged at her, but Mom held me back, looking at me with disapproval as I cussed out the lady, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FKING STROLL IS?! A FKING EVENING STROLL!! WE'RE GOING ON AN EVENING STROLL AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR FKING BUSINESS, BITCH" and etc. I was so proud of myself lol. 😁👍