suicune, descented skunk, needles in veins and stardew valley pizzas

Date: 8/7/2022

By em2002

aug 6th 2022: i was taking care of someone’s pet but it was literally just suicune like the pokemon?!? anyways suicune and coco didnt really get along but they also kept wanting to see each other so i kept having to fight for my life to keep them apart, suicune would generally come when i called though so that was kinda a relief. i was kinda afraid suicune and coco were gonna eat each other tho😭 in another part me and sianna (and maybe reese?) were walking down my street and we saw someone walking their pet skunk!!!!! so sianna proceeded to tell me that her mom actually found that skunk yesterday, it had been pricked (meaning injected with something, i assume anaesthetic or sumn) but the person who pricked it literally just put a cardboard sign beside it saying “PUSSY” 😭😭 AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY BUT ALSO LIKE WHO WOULD DO THAT HELLOOOOO😭 anyway she told me her mom saw it and immediately took it to a vet to have it’s scent glands removed. Then i guess this person took it in as a pet? Then somehow me and sianna started walking the skunk with the owners following behind. Maybe sianna talked to them and told them it was her mom who found the skunk idk. Then she laughed and said “it just teased us by stomping lol” but i didnt see it stomp. When i went home i remember telling reese about the de-scented skunk. then i go to my backyard and i find my brother having a small party with a bunch of his friends scattered across the backyard, and my nurse was also there. I told her all about the de-scented skunk and she was very interested, like she is with everything. I noticed the whole time she had a needle stuck in her neck but somehow i knew it was supposed to be there. it made me a lil squeamish so i tried not to look at it. anyways she seemed interested in the part where the skunk was pricked and said, “oh so like he was injected with something without his permission or knowledge? :0” and i was like yaaa its fucked up and she was all like “yeah thats SO cruel. who would do that thats so strange” and THEN she randomly said “oh by the way you can unplug your nose now.” and i realize i have 2 needles up both my nostrils. i wasnt surprised for some reason, i reacted as if they’d been there all along. So i go inside and gently pull the needles out, when i realize i have MORE needles stuck in my neck where my nurse had hers stuck and i remember there being more needles but i cant remember where. I was gently pulling all of them out but i remember feeling a little squeamish and a little bit of blood was coming out but nothing too horrible tbh. In another part i was making pizzas in the grocery store with figurines on them instead of toppings? it was in stardew valley and it was like Pizza Day or something which meant all the grocery stores were letting all players make their own pizzas for free question mark? So i was making them like a pizza game, i would take some sort of mallet thing and hammer a pizza dough ball into a flat circle, then i would hammer ingredients onto the dough, then put the pizzas on the trays to cook. if the ingredients were on the pizza dough but not hammered, the pizza would not cook. if the hammered ingredients were on the tray but not on a pizza dough, they would also not cook. it took me a few tries to consistently get the pizzas right. I also only had one spatula thing to carry everything around on so i had to keep going back and forth. I remember my mom being there and going in the employee room to ask if they had a washroom but they said “no, we dont have one since its almost closing time.” and she was like ok and opened the door again to come back into the pizza room, and i saw all the employees talking and laughing and watching something on the tv in the break room and i was like so true good for them. yeah that is like the brunt of what i can recall.